1 00:00:05,770 --> 00:00:11,830 In the days after the Giants, and before St. Patrick came, there was great 2 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:15,110 violence and terrible bloodshed across the land. 3 00:00:15,610 --> 00:00:20,270 It was a time when the slew and the marve stalked field and forest, 4 00:00:20,610 --> 00:00:25,850 shoreline and mountaintop. Who were they, Bridget? They were the host of the 5 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:30,850 dead, restless spirits, neither welcome in heaven nor in hell. 6 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:37,180 And woe betide any man or woman who met one, for they would take your mortal 7 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:39,900 soul. Bridget, what the hell is going on? 8 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:44,040 Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm trying to tell a story. 9 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,480 What did you say? 10 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,120 Nothing. 11 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,200 Nothing what? 12 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:50,540 Nothing, Matron. 13 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:53,100 You don't want to wash your mouth out, Bridget, the language out of you. 14 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:56,900 You never don't wake all night with the terror, so you will. Mary does like a 15 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:59,000 good frightener to put her to sleep, so she does. I do. 16 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:01,120 Have you given that the nightmares yet? 17 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,099 Not yet. 18 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:04,500 I knew well you hadn't, Missy. 19 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:07,860 Why should you be allowed to live here and you don't do your job properly? 20 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:10,740 I'm trying to run a care home here. Get her to bed, go on. 21 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,080 Best thing for Alzheimer's is a good night's sleep. 22 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:16,300 Have I got Alzheimer's, Bridget? 23 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:17,740 Of course not, Mary. 24 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,180 Well, why did the matron say that then? 25 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:22,600 Because she's an old cunt. 26 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,640 An old cunt is right. 27 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:59,000 I am nowhere but home by the sea 28 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:04,460 When he is free, I'll kiss every lowly 29 00:02:05,610 --> 00:02:12,550 Whisper my secrets, embracing thee, O carry my 30 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:15,910 song across the sea. 31 00:02:47,850 --> 00:02:51,930 You heard tell of the man who was crucified back in the day? 32 00:02:52,790 --> 00:02:55,090 Jesus. Fucking Jesus. 33 00:02:55,990 --> 00:02:56,990 A man. 34 00:02:57,290 --> 00:02:58,350 What fucked up. 35 00:02:58,950 --> 00:02:59,950 Like you. 36 00:03:00,550 --> 00:03:03,170 What had himself nailed to a pool table. 37 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:06,510 It was on this very table that it happened. 38 00:03:07,410 --> 00:03:08,670 My late husband done it. 39 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:11,150 Do you know why? 40 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:14,030 Was it someone out of money? 41 00:03:14,290 --> 00:03:15,630 Ah, they told me you were thick. 42 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:20,670 I had to get the hell old bays redone after that. 43 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:23,110 I thought I was being extreme myself. 44 00:03:24,490 --> 00:03:27,630 Right before, the Tala Pala Ballot. 45 00:03:28,090 --> 00:03:29,090 The baseball bat. 46 00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:30,509 Where's my money? 47 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,690 Where are you going to get my money? I can blob. I can blob. And I can drive. 48 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:34,850 Fast. 49 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:37,650 What do you reckon? 50 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:42,410 Well, I reckon you better get me a couple of cars then. 51 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:46,870 And I only want high-end premium jalopies. 52 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:49,490 No shiteboxes. Do you hear me? 53 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:50,730 Yeah, yeah. 54 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:52,650 Good. 55 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:27,310 They don't know you feed Kelly abroad has me wrecked. 56 00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:34,350 Yeah, do you they do? Yeah, if you know cow, it's bleeding bar to go I left in 57 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:40,530 the bowser Some fucker read that me. Do not have another one No 58 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:46,690 one's enough What do I need fucking tail for a case ones robbed any 59 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,760 I thought you were off the 60 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:15,060 gargles. 61 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:27,790 I found the wagon tomorrow. 62 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:58,370 I never asked you about your scars, Bridget. 63 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,330 Oh, it was a long time ago. 64 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:03,250 When I was sad, Mabel. 65 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:04,570 Not like now? 66 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:07,990 No, not like now. 67 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:16,770 My hair has gotten very fine. 68 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:18,910 That's because you hardly eat. 69 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:22,610 It used to be luscious. 70 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:26,410 Luxuriant. 71 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:30,750 That's a lovely word, isn't it, Bridget? 72 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:33,690 Luxuriant. 73 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:35,490 Luxuriant. 74 00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:36,750 It is a lovely word. 75 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:39,110 Do you want the hairdryer? 76 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:40,330 No. 77 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:41,890 Leave it to air dry. 78 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:44,470 Now. Well done. 79 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:55,050 I don't know when I got so old. 80 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:58,770 In my head, you know, I'm still 16. 81 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:03,630 Mind up? 82 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:05,750 No. 83 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:08,450 I always wanted to go to India. 84 00:07:10,190 --> 00:07:11,730 We'll go together when you get well. 85 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,270 In a camper van. 86 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:16,150 I'm not going in a camper van, you must be joking. 87 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:19,790 Maybe we could stay in a hotel the odd night then. 88 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:32,630 That was a nasty one. Is there much pain? 89 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:38,030 Is it getting worse? 90 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:40,630 The vent in the patch is not working. 91 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:42,450 Do 92 00:07:42,450 --> 00:07:50,610 you 93 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:53,670 think you could help me, Bridges? 94 00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:14,570 Stop, stop, stop. 95 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:21,170 Have you 96 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:26,570 got the elk? 97 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,300 Not too tight Bridges. 98 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,580 I like to feel a bit free. 99 00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:27,550 Calico. 100 00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:29,140 Gingham. 101 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,560 Chins. 102 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:33,500 Khaki. 103 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,940 All words from India. 104 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:44,760 Isn't the world a wonderful place, Bridges? 105 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:48,160 It is, Mabel. 106 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:21,650 Looking good, bro. 107 00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:23,070 Yeah, sweet. 108 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:29,270 Bollocks. Cheer, bro. 109 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:33,910 I'm not after us to be gone in a minute. 110 00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:36,350 What if the fella in the car park called? 111 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:38,850 Nah, fuck this. 112 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:45,310 You don't fu- Fuck's sake! 113 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,280 . . 114 00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:52,640 Hey, you have to pay. 115 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,260 Are you serious, bro? 116 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,160 Please, I'm skinned. I'll get you back. 117 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,460 Come on, I'm in bed today. 118 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,160 My mum and I are at the hospital. I swear to God. 119 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,040 Go on, fuck it. 120 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:03,350 Mother of God! 121 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,790 You put the hard crossways in me, Mary! 122 00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:09,570 The queer fella was moaning in his sleep, so he was. 123 00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:16,250 He could get up and murder me and my pet. 124 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:17,710 Or any of us. 125 00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,790 Why would he want to do that, Mary? 126 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:24,230 Well, if he's a murderer, like, he wouldn't need a reason. 127 00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:34,610 That'll settle him now. 128 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:38,330 What if he wakes up and then murders me? 129 00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:40,650 After the dose I'm after giving him. 130 00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:44,050 There's more chance of him milking the ditties on a bull than that man 131 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,050 murdering you. 132 00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:47,350 Come on. 133 00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,890 No more scary stories for you, Mary. 134 00:16:58,090 --> 00:17:01,650 You're going nowhere, Missy. You stay right where you are. 135 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,589 There's nothing wrong with me. 136 00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:09,349 You're going nowhere, Missy. There's nothing wrong with me. 137 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,569 Stay where you are. 138 00:17:13,589 --> 00:17:15,990 There's nothing wrong with me. There's nothing wrong with me. 139 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:19,950 You're going nowhere, Missy. There's nothing wrong with me. 140 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:51,620 Who saw the prayer of yours, but it suffered the first glance? 141 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:58,020 A sweaty red complexion for a hedge you're fucking fuming. 142 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,140 Conversing with the body of skin you call your neighbor. 143 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,820 The conic word exchanges set the tone, accept the future. 144 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:20,700 Seeking refuge in the points With all your petty fellow swines Do 145 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:26,420 us all a favor And go pack in that melty behavior 146 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:33,220 The old dog is 147 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,220 gone 148 00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:44,850 Come on, come on, come on, guys. 149 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,030 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Busy, busy, busy. 150 00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:49,910 Come on, Paul. Pick up the paste, everybody. 151 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:52,350 Pick up the paste. Pick up the paste. 152 00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:58,610 That's right. Okay. Let me see. What do you got over here with the burgers? 153 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:00,850 Okay. Two burgers. 154 00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:02,570 One, two. 155 00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:04,590 Okay. Not rocket surgery. 156 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,009 Come on, guys. 157 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,190 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 158 00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:08,390 Busy, busy, busy, busy. 159 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,420 Jesus Christ almighty. 160 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:16,200 Look, it's chips and two burgers, okay? 161 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,480 Stop fucking touching me, will you? 162 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,120 Come on, guys. Busy, busy, busy. 163 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,560 You just go over there and clean up those two tables for me. Yeah, I'll 164 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,560 finish this. Hey. 165 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,440 Two milkshakes, yeah? 166 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,060 Take a seat and I'll bring them down to you. 167 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,580 What the fuck's wrong with you? You are playing in front of me. What are you, 168 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,680 fucking blind? 169 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,020 Let's go! 170 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,160 Let's go, team! 171 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,260 Come on, the fuck! 172 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,360 Come on, hurry up! 173 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,640 You're fired. 174 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,740 Yeah, whatever. 175 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,040 Do you know what you are? 176 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,400 You're a loser. 177 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,460 Don't tell Bunny. 178 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,180 I have to tell Bunny. 179 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,780 If you say it to Bunny, I'll tell him you asked me to soak you off. 180 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:17,760 I didn't. You said your wife won't do it for you and you wanted to know what it 181 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,760 was like. 182 00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:19,830 What are you talking about? 183 00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:23,050 He didn't want to go to your grave without knowing what it was like to be 184 00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,050 sucked off. 185 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:25,629 Go on. 186 00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:26,630 Get out of here. 187 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:28,710 Don't tell Bunny. 188 00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:30,590 I have to. 189 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:33,630 I was sexually assaulted. 190 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:35,810 When I was younger. 191 00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:37,330 In the home. 192 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:38,890 Not by me. 193 00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:41,190 There was a fella who looked like you. 194 00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:46,890 The same two little baby eyes close together. 195 00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:50,220 Please leave. 196 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,380 Down, Carl, go on in. Or I'll fucking burn the place down. 197 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,700 Paul. Every time, Paul. 198 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:26,360 Every fucking time. Jesus. 199 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,720 Fuck off, Bunny. Our man's a prick. 200 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,100 It's always somebody else's fault, isn't it? 201 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,360 That's right. 202 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:36,020 How many jobs is this now you have to go into? 203 00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:38,660 Did you threaten to burn the place down? 204 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,660 No, we fucking didn't. 205 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,620 Is this car unmarked? 206 00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:46,820 You know what it is. 207 00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,990 Because if you're trying to be undercover, the aerial gives you away. 208 00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:56,150 What happened to your face? 209 00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:57,490 What happened to yours? 210 00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:05,290 You weren't involved in any of them shenanigans last night. 211 00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:07,390 No. What are you talking about? 212 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,470 So what do you want to do? Get a booger or something? 213 00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:15,310 Always the smart guy. 214 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,200 What's the excuse this time? 215 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,400 He's bowie, that one. 216 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,200 He's not. He is. 217 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,760 He said you knocked him over. 218 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,640 I shouldered him. 219 00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:27,260 You shouldered him? 220 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,160 You see? 221 00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:36,580 You still have it in you then, good man. I'm not going back on your poxy hole in 222 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:39,540 time. You were the best under 12 I ever seen play. 223 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:44,460 Superb athleticism, great physicality. I'm not playing for you. 224 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,459 Why not? 225 00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:46,780 I'm too old for the under 12s. 226 00:22:47,210 --> 00:22:48,510 I'm talking about the senior team. 227 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:50,890 No. 228 00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:59,830 He said you were going to accuse him of sexually harassing you. 229 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,130 That's not funny. 230 00:23:02,510 --> 00:23:03,550 It's a little bit funny. 231 00:23:08,810 --> 00:23:09,990 Can you help me or not, buddy? 232 00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:14,430 I suppose I could make a call. 233 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:19,740 Get the bollocks of this and you'll be on your own, do you hear me? Yeah, yeah. 234 00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:22,380 Thanks, buddy. 235 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,800 Won't be the most glamorous job in the world, no. 236 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,700 But are you coming or what? 237 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:31,900 Now. 238 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,920 Of course now. 239 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,040 Come on, to fuck. 240 00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:44,660 He still have the hair, was he? 241 00:23:45,749 --> 00:23:46,770 The observant one. 242 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,750 You're not supposed to give that back when they sacked you. 243 00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:50,570 They didn't sack me. 244 00:23:51,450 --> 00:23:52,770 They transferred me. 245 00:23:53,270 --> 00:23:54,270 Ah, yeah. 246 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:55,310 What was it again? 247 00:23:56,030 --> 00:23:58,130 To traffic, and well you know. 248 00:23:58,950 --> 00:24:01,170 And is there much call for the old Uzis in traffic? 249 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,150 There's always call for the old Uzi. 250 00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:37,290 You may let these gentlemen in to do their job and after, if you wouldn't 251 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:39,030 mind giving the room a good clean. 252 00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:41,430 What are you brushing her hair for? 253 00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:43,530 I want her to look her best. 254 00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:46,730 She's not going straight to the funeral parlour, Bridget. There'll have to be an 255 00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:47,730 autopsy. 256 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,250 Why? 257 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,170 Sure she was on the way out? 258 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:55,450 Well, maybe the family weren't expecting it to happen so fast then. 259 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:56,750 She didn't like her family. 260 00:24:57,510 --> 00:24:58,670 What's that got to do with it? 261 00:25:01,510 --> 00:25:03,650 Do you think there will be an autopsy? 262 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,340 That or some class of an investigation maybe. 263 00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:09,300 Why? I don't know. I don't see the point of it myself. 264 00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:11,640 I mean, she was hardly murdered. 265 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,040 Finish up, Bridget. We need to get the next one in. 266 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:38,880 Nell, I want you on your best behaviour for the matron here, yeah? 267 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,600 I'm sticking my neck out for you, so don't fuck it up. 268 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:43,340 What's she tell? 269 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,620 There's a bit of history there. 270 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,080 Don't be an eye on me, Nell. 271 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:07,760 You stay there. 272 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,420 You know I'd do anything for you, Bunny. 273 00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:14,760 But today's not the best timing. 274 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,160 They're like cattle. 275 00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:20,480 They all get skittish when one of the herd dies. 276 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,440 I wouldn't ask if I didn't need help. 277 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,700 I'm not sure if that's true, Bunny. 278 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,340 You've never been slow about asking for things that you want. 279 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,820 I adore you, one. 280 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:42,320 Oh. Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny. 281 00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:47,780 What will I do with you at all, at all, at all? 282 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,240 Is that your boy out there? 283 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,720 It is. 284 00:26:57,260 --> 00:26:59,320 Tell him not to be touching my car. 285 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,220 Will you not lean on the camera? 286 00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:28,660 What? 287 00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:37,220 So where were we? 288 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,760 Wait. 289 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,520 Anonymous. What's the story there? 290 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:48,799 Oh, him. 291 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,140 He's nothing to worry about, Bunny. 292 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:52,990 He's been with us a few weeks and no one's come forward to claim him. 293 00:27:53,390 --> 00:27:54,850 I think he might be a foreign national. 294 00:27:55,330 --> 00:27:56,890 Or a tourist. Who knows? 295 00:27:57,270 --> 00:27:59,690 Do you want me to look into it? I could get on to Interpol. 296 00:28:00,590 --> 00:28:01,950 Play the Interpol. 297 00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:03,530 Interpol. 298 00:28:03,810 --> 00:28:05,090 Oh, don't bother yourself, Bunny. 299 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:08,050 The man's probably just some dirty wino spunker. 300 00:28:08,890 --> 00:28:09,890 You know the type. 301 00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:14,750 Now, look. 302 00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:15,830 I'll do your orange. 303 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:19,470 Fairly straightforward, really. 304 00:28:20,590 --> 00:28:24,570 Effectively a nurse's aide. Whatever the nurse on duty tells him to do, he does. 305 00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,810 We don't have to wash their asses, do we? 306 00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:30,150 I'm only saying. 307 00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:31,890 I don't know if we could. 308 00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:33,149 Do you know what I mean? 309 00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,830 Well, you would if you were asked. 310 00:28:37,490 --> 00:28:38,490 Yeah. 311 00:28:38,670 --> 00:28:39,930 If I was asked, of course. 312 00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:42,690 You'd have to be shown, obviously. 313 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,770 Yeah, but then I'd do it, you know? 314 00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:46,230 Point me in the right direction. 315 00:28:46,610 --> 00:28:47,670 Like there's an ass to be washed. 316 00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:49,910 And it's dawn, you know. 317 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:58,170 My mammy is coming to pick me up, so she is. You're not seven, Rose. You're 87. 318 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:01,190 Bridget, can you get her back into bed, please? 319 00:29:02,190 --> 00:29:04,130 Do your job properly for once. 320 00:29:05,050 --> 00:29:05,590 My 321 00:29:05,590 --> 00:29:13,510 mammy 322 00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:16,230 is coming to take me home, so she is. 323 00:29:17,110 --> 00:29:18,110 Is she? 324 00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:19,940 It's my birthday. 325 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,320 And what age are you now? 326 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,640 I'm seven. 327 00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:27,720 You're very tough at seven, aren't you? 328 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,220 I mean, you look like you could be eight. 329 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:52,050 Are you serious? 330 00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:53,410 How did you manage that? 331 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:55,710 Promises were made. 332 00:29:56,470 --> 00:29:57,470 Put it that way. 333 00:30:09,110 --> 00:30:14,450 That was you out robbing cars last night, wasn't it? 334 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,790 Are you going to arrest me then? 335 00:30:17,490 --> 00:30:19,550 I want to give that up now, you know that? 336 00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:22,690 You're in the last chance of doing with this job, so don't fuck it up. 337 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:33,730 Bunny. 338 00:30:36,930 --> 00:30:38,150 Do you think I'm a loser? 339 00:30:39,550 --> 00:30:40,550 What? 340 00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:42,990 Who? 341 00:30:44,090 --> 00:30:45,190 Jesus, of course not. 342 00:30:49,450 --> 00:30:50,450 You're not a loser. 343 00:30:56,470 --> 00:30:58,110 You're just last. 344 00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:02,850 That's the difference. 345 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:38,240 When first I saw the love light in your eyes 346 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:45,140 I thought the world held not but 347 00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:51,860 your eyes for me And even though 348 00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:55,080 we've drifted far apart 349 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:02,710 I have you copped, sneaking young lads in here. 350 00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:16,370 That 351 00:32:16,370 --> 00:32:23,310 was my favourite 352 00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:24,310 sex god, Stanley. 353 00:32:28,270 --> 00:32:29,270 I know. 354 00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:41,070 How about we throw on a bit of Rye Orbison and have a bit of an Owl Hooley? 355 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:45,390 I don't think I can take much more of this, Bridget. You don't like Rye 356 00:32:45,390 --> 00:32:46,390 Orbison? 357 00:32:46,950 --> 00:32:48,890 I think I'm done, Bridget. 358 00:32:52,850 --> 00:32:53,850 Are you sure? 359 00:32:54,190 --> 00:32:55,190 I'm sure. 360 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,720 Are you feeling especially sad today, Stanley? 361 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,140 I feel especially sad every day, Bridget. 362 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,460 Because everybody you ever loved has died? 363 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,480 Yes, Bridget. 364 00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:12,960 Because everybody I ever loved has died. 365 00:33:22,540 --> 00:33:24,280 It's not great timing for me, Stanley. 366 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,650 Could you wait a month or so? 367 00:33:33,670 --> 00:33:35,330 Bridget, I'm off now. 368 00:33:35,810 --> 00:33:37,550 This fella's supposed to be starting tonight. 369 00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:41,110 Would you look after him? Yeah, yeah, of course I will. Leave him with me. 370 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:46,390 I'm Paul. 371 00:33:47,330 --> 00:33:48,330 Bridget. 372 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:50,650 What do I need to do then? 373 00:33:51,310 --> 00:33:52,690 Two things, really. 374 00:33:52,890 --> 00:33:53,890 Can you dance? 375 00:33:55,390 --> 00:33:56,390 Not really, no. 376 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,380 We only have to shuffle around a bit. 377 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,200 And what's the other thing? 378 00:34:01,380 --> 00:34:02,380 Play make-believe. 379 00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:06,940 We'll worry about the dancing first. 380 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:32,960 Bridget, do you think you could organize safe passage, so to speak, tonight? 381 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,780 You know, strictly speaking, Stanley, it'd be murder. 382 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:44,480 But you'd only be helping me like you helped the others. 383 00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:47,580 That's a low blow, Stanley. 384 00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:49,960 It is a low blow, Bridget. 385 00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:52,480 It's a lot of forms to fill out. 386 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,620 You said... 387 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:58,020 When I was ready, you'd help me. 388 00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:00,780 I did. 389 00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:05,720 Have you your affairs in order? 390 00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:07,220 I do. 391 00:36:32,070 --> 00:36:33,070 It's late. 392 00:36:33,790 --> 00:36:34,850 Have you no homes to go to? 393 00:36:36,070 --> 00:36:37,730 Help them there, Paul, will you? I won't be a minute. 394 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,120 The owl there, though, thinks she's seven. 395 00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:10,060 Rose? Yeah, Rose. 396 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,960 She says she wants to go home. 397 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:13,940 OK. 398 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,640 We've got something on the announce. 399 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:19,260 Oh. 400 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,640 Fuck. 401 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,040 Right, so, we've done the dancing. 402 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,960 Now the make-believe. 403 00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:28,940 Let's get cracking. 404 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,680 We don't have to dress up or anything, do we? 405 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,820 If you want me to, I will, but... No, take a look at that. 406 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,000 So, a good lot of them have dementia, like Rose, and a good lot of them don't 407 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,480 get any visitors, so that's why I do like to do the make-believe. 408 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,520 What do we have to do? 409 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,960 You read to them. 410 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,320 Can you read? 411 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,580 Of course I can fucking read. 412 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,660 Well, you read them stories, you pretend to be a relative, and you read to them. 413 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:57,720 It settles them. 414 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,240 Then some of them, like Mary, she's mostly still there, so she'll know who 415 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,660 you are, you don't need to pretend, and she likes stories. 416 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,340 Horror, slasher, that type of thing. 417 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,160 It's all written down, it's all in my book. 418 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,560 Come on. 419 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:46,530 A strange night, Bridget. 420 00:38:48,590 --> 00:38:50,490 But not a bad one to go out on. 421 00:38:52,150 --> 00:38:53,430 Are you ready, Saul Stanley? 422 00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:56,170 I'm ready now, Bridget. 423 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:08,470 Daddy? 424 00:39:08,830 --> 00:39:10,310 Are you still here? 425 00:39:11,570 --> 00:39:12,570 I'm here, Rose. 426 00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:14,230 I'm here. 427 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,820 Don't leave me till I'm asleep. 428 00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:51,230 I live on energy drinks. 429 00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:54,050 Do you know what, Mum? 430 00:39:55,190 --> 00:39:56,190 I'm grand with this. 431 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:01,330 So I still have one more to do. 432 00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:05,570 Anonymous. I noticed he wasn't in your book. 433 00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:07,630 Yeah, I don't like going into him. 434 00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:10,570 I give you the willy sometimes, the moans out of him. 435 00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:11,890 Does he have a wake-up? 436 00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:13,450 Well, he is in a coma. 437 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,780 Sorry See what 438 00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:45,720 I mean? 439 00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:50,220 What the fuck 440 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:55,560 is that? 441 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:58,600 Tattoo? Yeah 442 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,400 Looks like someone played X's and O's all over him. Screw the way he be 443 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,400 looking. 444 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:13,320 What do you think it means? 445 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,400 Maybe it's the number of people he's killed. 446 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:19,700 That's a lot of people. 447 00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,460 Or maybe he was in the army or something. 448 00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:26,660 What about this one? Here. 449 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,920 G-R-I-N. 450 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:32,240 Green. 451 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000 What do you do to that? 452 00:41:37,290 --> 00:41:38,290 Any clue what it means? 453 00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:40,390 Maybe because he was always grinning. 454 00:41:40,690 --> 00:41:41,690 Like a clown. 455 00:41:42,970 --> 00:41:46,430 Now... How are you, Grinna? 456 00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:51,150 Grinna, what's the story? Come on! Anybody in there? 457 00:41:51,450 --> 00:41:52,450 What are you? 458 00:41:53,070 --> 00:41:54,190 Trying to get through to him. 459 00:41:54,990 --> 00:41:56,090 Trying to come out on a key. 460 00:41:59,090 --> 00:42:01,070 Wake up the fuck! Come on, Grinna, you cunt! 461 00:42:01,490 --> 00:42:05,610 What the fuck, man? 462 00:42:09,710 --> 00:42:10,710 Thank you. 463 00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:02,350 I don't want to go to jail. 464 00:43:03,610 --> 00:43:04,610 You've done nothing. 465 00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:08,870 I'm not going to kill them. 466 00:43:09,590 --> 00:43:12,010 You don't understand. This is really bad timing. 467 00:43:13,890 --> 00:43:18,150 Well, I could be roasting this. 468 00:43:19,370 --> 00:43:20,590 I need to show you something. 469 00:43:21,910 --> 00:43:23,430 Is he dead? 470 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,070 Sometimes I try and help them on their way. 471 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:32,500 You mean Kildon? 472 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:35,940 It's a bit harsh. 473 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,880 You're a blade in a dark horse, aren't you? 474 00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:45,360 Is there anything else you need to know? 475 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:52,240 Well... I might have a bit of a drug problem. 476 00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:56,460 Okay. 477 00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:58,940 Fair enough. 478 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,520 Can we have a bit of a drink, love? 479 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:27,040 Ah, fuck. 480 00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:28,740 What? Bonnie. 481 00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:30,380 Bonnie? 482 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:31,800 Who's Bonnie? 483 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,000 Who's the bad Bonnie? 484 00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:40,080 I'm the bad Bonnie. 485 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,500 Bad Bonnie! 486 00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:44,140 Fuck me, Bonnie! 487 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,840 Fuck me! 488 00:44:57,230 --> 00:44:59,310 Smoke? We're not supposed to smoke inside. 489 00:45:00,410 --> 00:45:02,330 I'm not supposed to kill anybody inside either. 490 00:45:04,510 --> 00:45:05,510 Go on then. 491 00:45:13,070 --> 00:45:14,570 Who the fuck do you think he is? 492 00:45:14,990 --> 00:45:17,150 Well he seems to answer to Grinner anyway. 493 00:45:19,410 --> 00:45:20,630 What are you whispering for? 494 00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:22,450 The fucker's dead. 495 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:32,420 Fuck! Was that the death rattle? I don't know what it is. 496 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:37,220 You're alright, buddy. 497 00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:40,380 You're safe here. 498 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,420 No one will haunt you. 499 00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:00,920 Breathe. Natty, just breathe. 500 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,460 Do you know where you are? 501 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,300 Do you know who you are? 502 00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:13,380 Are you Grinna? 503 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:21,880 It was something like that. 504 00:46:26,810 --> 00:46:28,130 No, definitely not heaven. 505 00:46:28,850 --> 00:46:30,390 Am I in the other place? 506 00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:34,410 You're in a type of hospital. 507 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:43,230 I need to get out. I need to go. 508 00:46:43,590 --> 00:46:44,590 Where? 509 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:46,930 I need to get the fuck out of here. 510 00:46:50,330 --> 00:46:51,330 You're safe here. 511 00:46:52,530 --> 00:46:53,530 It's a hospital. 512 00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:55,270 Well, it's our hospital. 513 00:46:55,690 --> 00:46:57,730 It's an old folks home with medical facilities. 514 00:46:58,390 --> 00:46:59,390 But you're safe. 515 00:47:00,130 --> 00:47:01,130 No. 516 00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:03,350 I have to go. 517 00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:07,310 I have to go. Don't you understand? 518 00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:10,590 Take it easy, pal. 519 00:47:10,970 --> 00:47:12,250 No one's going to hurt you. 520 00:47:12,490 --> 00:47:13,490 Oh, they are. 521 00:47:14,910 --> 00:47:17,650 There's people coming. 522 00:47:20,590 --> 00:47:21,590 What people? 523 00:47:36,170 --> 00:47:37,170 That's a map. 524 00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:39,170 Could have filmed me. 525 00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:42,250 We thought it was X's and O's. It's a map. 526 00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:45,230 For where the treasure is. 527 00:47:47,610 --> 00:47:49,190 A map for where the treasure is? 528 00:48:10,060 --> 00:48:11,360 Do you think you shared it with us? 529 00:48:12,220 --> 00:48:14,020 Did he say million or millions? 530 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:27,120 Back the fuck away, bitch. 531 00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:28,600 He's like the devil himself. 532 00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:29,940 Let's do this. 533 00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:33,660 I do love a good murder. 534 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:35,720 Let's get the Uzi from the car. 535 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,940 Oh, I think you forgot your trousers. 536 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:44,620 Bollocks! 537 00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:46,460 Let's fuck this place up. 538 00:48:53,820 --> 00:49:00,820 Right. Got Glocks, Lugars, Mausers, shotguns, double bars, sauna, you name 539 00:49:00,820 --> 00:49:01,820 it. 540 00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:04,300 The fuck is wrong with people? 541 00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:23,879 me, Marion. 542 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:24,880 Please. 543 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,400 Well, 544 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:46,600 if you're just itching for those next chapters in the tale and can't wait a 545 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,600 week... We have you covered. 546 00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:52,640 The full season of Tall Tales and Murder has just dropped on RTE Player right 547 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:53,640 now.